Issues @ the Yogurt Joint

Dearest Yogurt Joint,

I really enjoy your yogurt, I truly do, but we need to discuss a couple of things:

1. Do you really have to lock the bathroom? When my kids have to GO, they have to GO, if you know what I'm sayin'!! Seriously, if one of them craps themselves waiting for your worker boy to come & unlock the door, you're cleaning it up! Or I might just leave nasty undies in your garbage can - I'll decide later.

2. Why the heck isn't there a baby changing table in the bathroom? If you don't want it in the bathroom, at least stick on in the hallway or something. Geez. Because you parked your business next to the movie theatre and it's crazy busy there all the danged time, I had to park like 15 miles away, so I couldn't just go out to my van to change the girl. I had to seriously use like half of your toilet seat covers to cover the tile floor and use an extra diaper I had as a pillow for my baby. It worked, but I was so NOT happy about it! Are changing tables expensive? Your yogurt ain't cheap, so I'm thinkin' that you could probably afford one. If you want to be awesome, buy one & stick it in the mens bathroom. That'd rock.

Sincerely,

Connie ♥